Super Dad Hello head of household, Super Dad. The one your family looks up to for guidance. You won’t wear a mask or get the COVID-19 vaccination, but there you are in the hospital for over three …
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Hello head of household, Super Dad. The one your family looks up to for guidance. You won’t wear a mask or get the COVID-19 vaccination, but there you are in the hospital for over three months.
Super Dad lying there thinking everything is cool at home. You don’t know that 10 days after you went in, your wife got COVID and three days later she died. She in a freezer truck behind the hospital waiting for you to claim her body. Grandparents are in an assisted living facility out of state, so your neighbors are caring of your 7- and 5-year-old boys and 3-year-old daughter.
Super Dad, everything is cool — maybe! Duke ran away from home and was found, put in the pound, and then put down. Your mail has been piling up and your neighbors noticed an Urgent Open Immediately envelope, so they opened it for you. It stated that you were eight months behind in your house payment and the bank has taken it over, everything will be sold. Your neighbors have since turned the children over to the state. The two young ones are in different foster homes. The oldest was sent to an orphanage.
If you’re the wife of a Stupid Dad, paste this to the bathroom mirror for his reading.
Take charge, wear a mask, get your vaccination as you will struggle to raise his children alone.
Stay safe, stay healthy, stop praying for Stupid Dad — he died.
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